In keeping with the trend of businesses announcing that it will no longer sell rifles that it didn’t sell in the first place in order to get a little free publicity, I, your humble Uncle is doing the same. You can search all you want, but you will not find any assault style weapons for sale on this site.
Some may say that I’m bowing to pressure from the left, but I will state emphatically that I am only seeking hits. This is all me jumping on the bandwagon. This is America, dammit. I have a right to whore myself out to free press as much as anybody else.