Feeling Guilty
2017-07-17
While in Home Depot Saturday getting some new wheels to replace the ones that fell off of the old lawn tractor I was waiting on one of their employees to bring a ladder so he could get them off of the top shelf. There was a man, probably a little older than me standing in the way. He was pushing a cart and moving pretty slow and I was getting a bit inpatient because I needed to finish cutting the grass and it was just getting hotter. As he walked past me at a snail’s pace, I then noticed that he appeared to have someRead More →
Redneck animals
2017-07-16
I fully believe that right before an animal runs or flies right in front of a moving car, they tell their friends: “Hey, watch this, hold my beer”. #redneckRead More →
Reverse sexual harassment
2017-07-14
One evening a couple of months ago I was cooking dinner while my wife was watching a DVR’d episode of one of the morning talk shows, I can’t recall which one. On the show was some hunky man, and the ladies were going on and on about his body, especially his chest. A couple of them even ran their hands over his chest while the audience, mostly if not all, women, whooped and hollered. Contrast this to President Trump, who I am not a fan of, making a comment about President Marcon’s wife, saying “Your’re in such good shape”. This comment is being called sexualRead More →
Southern ATM
2017-07-13
We have an ATM (or as we say in the south, “ATM machine”) in my area that talks to you. The problem I have with it is the voice, while it is a sexy sounding woman, is a slight British accent. What we need is one that speaks our language. “Hi cuz. Stick yer card in” “Thanks, now punch in yer number” (Boop, beep, beep, boop) “Nope, that ain’t yer number, try the last four digits of your phone number” (Beep, beep boop beep) “That’s it. now how much money ya want darlin’?” (Boop, boop, boop, beep, beep) “Now sugar, you know you ain’t got thatRead More →